
| Population | 2.919 billion |
| Capital | Undercity |
| Leader | Ellendil Silverleaf |
| Currency | mark |
| Animal | Raven |
The Armed Republic of New Eldrahar is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ellendil Silverleaf with an even hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 2.919 billion New Eldraharians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Undercity. The average income tax rate is 39.6%.
The frighteningly efficient New Eldraharian economy, worth 590 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 202,425 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, and movie producers send film critics wads of cash in their morning newspapers in anticipation of gushing praise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Eldrahar's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
New Eldrahar is ranked 11,756th in the world and 1st in Aelfheim for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 39,554.91 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.
Endorsements Received: None.
National Happenings
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New Eldrahar was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
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New Eldrahar, movie producers send film critics wads of cash in their morning newspapers in anticipation of gushing praise.
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New Eldrahar, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves.
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New Eldrahar, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
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New Eldrahar, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
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New Eldrahar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
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New Eldrahar, praying at the office can see you terminated for napping.
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New Eldrahar, commercial breaks often lead to nervous breakdowns.
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New Eldrahar, the disabled are forced to undergo an MRI scan every time they pick up their benefit payments.
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New Eldrahar, foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take.





























