Most Devout: 12,693rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,726thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,818th
The Receivership of
Authoritarian Democracy
Bunchóras del Marsant; Bunchóras del Avenír
Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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New Dorp

Population4.138 billion

CapitalIxBase DORP
LeaderIxProtector John Dorpman
FaithCatholicism

Currencynew dorpian pfenning
Animalhuskie

The Receivership of New Dorp is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by IxProtector John Dorpman with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.138 billion New Dorpians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of IxBase DORP. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.6%.

The frighteningly efficient New Dorpian economy, worth 443 trillion new dorpian pfennings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,209 new dorpian pfennings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 315,499 per year while the poor average 28,684, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.

People who eat pizza with lactase supplements are arrested by the flavour police, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing IxProtector John Dorpman to cartoon bears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Dorp's national animal is the huskie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

New Dorp is ranked 39,710th in the world and 2nd in Infrastructure for Largest Black Market, with 30.6 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Devout: 12,693rdTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 19,726thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,818thMost Developed: 23,845thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,941stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29,094thMost Cultured: 31,296thMost Beautiful Environments: 31,937th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Dorp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : New Dorp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in New Dorp, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing IxProtector John Dorpman to cartoon bears.
  • : New Dorp was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in New Dorp, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
  • : Following new legislation in New Dorp, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in New Dorp, people who eat pizza with lactase supplements are arrested by the flavour police.
  • : Following new legislation in New Dorp, orientation videos remind rookie female politicians that slaps on the bottom are perfectly acceptable forms of communication.
  • : New Dorp was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in New Dorp, the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight.

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