The Republic of New Ciencia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Andreas Geiger with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.478 billion Ciencians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tudomany. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ciencian economy, worth a remarkable 5,181 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 334,738 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ciencian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, money grows on trees, Ciencians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, and children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines. Crime is totally unknown. New Ciencia's national animal is the moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Ciencia is ranked 913^th in the world and 1^st in Realm of Unrestricted Science for Lowest Crime Rates, with 174.31 law-abiding acts per hour.