The Patriotic Capitalist State of New Caldari is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Akimaka Saraki with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 41.845 billion Caldari are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcurio. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Caldari economy, worth an astonishing 16,943 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 404,901 Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,939,468 per year while the poor average 49,465, a ratio of 39.2 to 1.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Arcurio, and funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Caldari's national animal is the Kaojin Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Kutuoto Miru.

New Caldari is ranked 261^st in the world and 1^st in Liberalia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 404,901.42 Standard Monetary Units.