The Physical Area of New Borginia is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Godot with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.186 billion Gigachads hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Johns Creek. The average income tax rate is 89.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Borginian economy, worth a remarkable 1,502 trillion Standard Monetary Units a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,548 Standard Monetary Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, the New Borginia Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, and death is nobody's business. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Borginia's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Basedism.

New Borginia is ranked 8,722^nd in the world and 1^st in Non Aligned Territories Office for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.49 percentage of bribes refused.