The Republic of New Abrows Zwazical is a mid-sized, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 93 million New Abrows Zwazicalians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Spirituality, with Education and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 7.6%.

The very strong New Abrows Zwazicalian economy, worth 5.65 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 60,759 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

When it comes to flavor there's no gain without pain, signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes, surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color, and when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!". Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. New Abrows Zwazical's national animal is the falcon.

New Abrows Zwazical is ranked 65,701^st in the world and 5^th in The Dragonian Cascanians for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,103.55 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.