The MT Army Museum of New33 is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 28.577 billion New33ians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 58.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped New33ian economy, worth 722 trillion Citas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 25,271 Citas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

New33 is ranked 130,336^th in the world and 1^st in Zealand for Largest Governments, scoring 13.64 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.