The Most Serene Republic of Never End is a very large, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 315 million Never Endians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Never Endian economy, worth 8.97 trillion It's Time For Thes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales and Retail. Average income is 28,464 It's Time For Thes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The cycle of extinction and rebirth is never ending, pocket dialling is a criminal offence, those who cut young children are told to cut it out, and Never End successfully hosted the Its Time For The Olympics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Never End's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Never End is ranked 94,617^th in the world and 2^nd in Its Time For The for Longest Average Lifespans, with 74.18 years.