The Emirate of Neutralizer is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.34 billion Neutralizerians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.9%.

The strong Neutralizerian economy, worth 180 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 41,535 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 242,469 per year while the poor average 3,347, a ratio of 72.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Neutralizer's national animal is the cow.

Neutralizer is ranked 40,750^th in the world and 1^st in fra for Rudest Citizens, with 94.59 insults per minute.