The Republic of Neu Funland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 29.771 billion Neu Funlandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed, including voting. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, although Healthcare, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 42.9%.

The thriving Neu Funlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,264 trillion $$$$s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,078 $$$$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, intelligence agencies frequently invite passers-by into their secret vaults for tea and biscuits, Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, and the smell of tobacco is often smelt around legislative buildings across the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neu Funland's national animal is the ^-^.

Neu Funland is ranked 71,164^th in the world and 1^st in Poipu Beach for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 9,591.47 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.