The Malicious Broadcasts of Network Radio is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its national health service, enslaved workforce, and compulsory military service. The devout population of 4.133 billion Network Radioans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.7%.

The large but inefficient Network Radioan economy, worth 183 trillion networks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,359 networks, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, the police double as repo men, and Network Radio has designated Network Radio City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Network Radio's national animal is the radio, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Network Radio is ranked 215,089^th in the world and 1^st in The Network for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,270.68 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.