The Unitary Republic of Netrigi is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Aaron Salbonersta with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.706 billion Netrigians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salcona. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Netrigian economy, worth 187 trillion Troy Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 69,170 Troy Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Aaron Salbonersta is considering changing the Netrigian flag to one with more glitter, builders across Netrigi are blocked up with orders for new public loos, courtrooms can be a little sketchy, and the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Netrigi's national animal is the Falcon.

Netrigi is ranked 54,021^st in the world and 2,515^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.82 law-abiding acts per hour.