The Republic of NetBSD is a large, safe nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 147 million NetBSDians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 50.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient NetBSDian economy, worth 5.12 trillion toasters a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,843 toasters, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, retiring citizens are dragged away in the middle of the night by mysterious men in black suits, immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day, and the government will gladly pay you next Tuesday for a hamburger today. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NetBSD's national animal is the giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NetBSD is ranked 150,695^th in the world and 43^rd in Conservative Guild for Highest Food Quality, scoring 16.89 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.