The Nomadic Kingdom of Nesopotamia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Khan Zürdŏvaan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.997 billion Nesopotamians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.1%.

The all-consuming Nesopotamian economy, worth a remarkable 1,128 trillion Tengris a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,649 Tengris, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's poor can be seen scavenging trash bins for used coffee grounds, citizens gather eagerly to witness exotic animals being blasted out of cannons, companies are literally blowing their competition out of the water, and the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals". Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nesopotamia's national animal is the Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is ×××××××××.

Nesopotamia is ranked 80,203^rd in the world and 3^rd in The Realm of Varangia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,626.33 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.