The N of N of Nerilla is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by N with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.946 billion Nerillans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of N. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Nerillan economy, worth a remarkable 1,591 trillion Nerds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 267,651 Nerds, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, and female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nerilla's national animal is the Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nerilla is ranked 280,752^nd in the world and 199^th in Nerdlandia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 5.75 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.