The Grand Archissate of Nepri is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Procne Mistralis I with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 7.453 billion Nepions are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mipassau. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Nepion economy, worth a remarkable 1,121 trillion Cinderings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 150,542 Cinderings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Political commentators say that Procne Mistralis I's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nepri's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Adoptionijz.

Nepri is ranked 330,105^th in the world and 32^nd in The Great Monarchical Nations for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -20.74 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.