The Democratic States of Neoliberaland is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14 million Neoliberals hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.4%.

The very strong Neoliberalandian economy, worth 772 billion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 55,151 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, men are finding 'she spots' more easily but they can't use them, pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable, and the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to. Crime is moderate. Neoliberaland's national animal is the Neoliberal Eagle.

Neoliberaland is ranked 245,264^th in the world and 14^th in Federation Of Socialist Nations for Nicest Citizens, with 10.55 average smiles per day.