The Republic of Neo is Best Girl is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, avowedly heterosexual populace, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.381 billion Neo is Best Girlians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 55.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Neo is Best Girlian economy, worth 505 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,287 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, and former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo is Best Girl's national animal is the parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Neo is Best Girl is ranked 199,773^rd in the world and 1^st in The union of sovereign states for Safest, scoring 44.73 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.