The Islamic Republic of Neo Iran is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Gholamreza Safavi with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.261 billion Neo Iranians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Esfahan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.4%.

The powerhouse Neo Iranian economy, worth 448 trillion riyals a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 71,576 riyals, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 282,784 per year while the poor average 12,265, a ratio of 23.1 to 1.

The fate of the world literally rests on Supreme Leader Gholamreza Safavi's fingers, the nation was recently voted as the most stylish in Islam, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, and the government's approval ratings go down while its turnover rate goes up. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Iran's national animal is the Persian lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Twelver Shia Islam.

Neo Iran is ranked 159,297^th in the world and 15^th in Islam for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.21 law-abiding acts per hour.