The Best girl of Neo377 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.88 billion Neo377ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Neo377ian economy, worth 513 trillion francs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,282 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly, and burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo377's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Neo377 is ranked 53,065^th in the world and 168^th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.35 law-abiding acts per hour.