The Best Girl of Neo187 is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, humorless population of 6.128 billion Neo187ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.5%.

The strong Neo187ian economy, worth 535 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,305 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, and troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo187's national animal is the emu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Neo187 is ranked 255,935^th in the world and 7,458^th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.