The Best girl of Neo-Politan is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, disturbing lack of elderly people, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.456 billion Neo-Politanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 72.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Neo-Politanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,166 trillion lire a year, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,867 lire, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, and politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo-Politan's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Neo-Politan is ranked 78,344^th in the world and 1,254^th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 122.52 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.