The United Socialist States of Neo-Bolshevik Eurasia is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 2.405 billion Neo-Bolshevik Eurasians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Neo-Bolshevik Eurasian economy, worth 17.5 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 7,283 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, builders across Neo-Bolshevik Eurasia are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo-Bolshevik Eurasia's national animal is the Eurasian brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neo-Bolshevik Eurasia is ranked 289,736^th in the world and 10^th in 1984 for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.39 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.