Population | 22.661 billion |
Capital | Cape Town |
Leader | President |
Faith | Agnostic Pantheism |
Currency | Nobel Peace Prize |
Animal | Freedom Fighter |
The Anti-Apartheid Movement of Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 22.661 billion Nelson Rolihlahla Mandelans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cape Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Nelson Rolihlahla Mandelan economy, worth a remarkable 5,957 trillion Nobel Peace Prizes a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 262,901 Nobel Peace Prizes, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, torture is illegal, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, and the blood, sweat, and tears of poor Nelson Rolihlahla Mandelans make research institutes rich. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela's national animal is the Freedom Fighter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.
Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela is ranked 4,639th in the world and 449th in NationStates for Most Corrupt Governments, with 235.86 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela, the blood, sweat, and tears of poor Nelson Rolihlahla Mandelans make research institutes rich.
- : Following new legislation in Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons.
- : Following new legislation in Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela, torture is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one.
- : Following new legislation in Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela, chanting protestors ask "WHAT DO WE WANT?" and reply "MORE OF THE SAME".
- : Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away.
- : Following new legislation in Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements.
- : Following new legislation in Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs.