Population | 2.894 billion |
Capital | Glorevolutium |
Leader | Our Glorious Leader |
Faith | Our Glorious Leader's personality cult |
Currency | Ration Stamp |
Animal | Dove |
The Supreme Peoples Dictatorship of Neeyal is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Our Glorious Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.894 billion Neeyaluese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glorevolutium. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Neeyaluese economy, worth 315 trillion Ration Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 108,963 Ration Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, and arbitration is mightier than the sword. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neeyal's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Our Glorious Leader's personality cult.
Neeyal is ranked 28,768th in the world and 1,580th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 109.75 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Neeyal was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Neeyal was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education, Most Beautiful Environments, and Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Neeyal's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Neeyal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
- : Neeyal's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in Neeyal, arbitration is mightier than the sword.
- : Following new legislation in Neeyal, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations.
- : Following new legislation in Neeyal, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming.
- : Following new legislation in Neeyal, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
- : Neeyal was refounded in Osiris.