The Republic of Neeptopers is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.691 billion Neeptopersians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The strong Neeptopersian economy, worth 210 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. Average income is 44,863 rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 290,827 per year while the poor average 2,767, a ratio of 105 to 1.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Neeptopers's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Neeptopers is ranked 255,518^th in the world and 9,825^th in Osiris for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -35.36 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.