The Dominion of NCSI is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 5.237 billion NCSIians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 24.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The NCSIian economy, worth 240 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,856 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

NCSIian politicians are often described as having more style than substance, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, and Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies. Crime is well under control. NCSI's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NCSI is ranked 232,117^th in the world and 5^th in Shark for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 169.9 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.