The Jingoistic States of Ncontilde is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, lack of airports, and avant-garde cinema. The devout population of 2.081 billion Ncontildeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Ncontildean economy, worth 126 trillion diñeroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 60,550 diñeroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legend has it Leader's shower singing echoes through the halls of government, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, when their backs are against the walls Ncontildeans look out for gay men, and mathematics majors learn about new ways to model their crushing debt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ncontilde's national animal is the musaraña, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ncontilde is ranked 260,820^th in the world and 38^th in Bus Stop for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -31.54 on the Hayek Index.