The United States of Navoria is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical population of 471 million Navorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 69.3%.
The sizeable but underdeveloped Navorian economy, worth 14.3 trillion golden lions a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,328 golden lions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
Mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, you can't ask the government "you and whose army?" when they declare they're going to rob you, citizens invest their excess cash in mattresses, and funding for education has been redirected into the military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Navoria's national animal is the jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Navoria is ranked 237,232nd in the world and 79th in Estalcia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.1 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Navoria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
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Navoria, funding for education has been redirected into the military.
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Navoria, citizens invest their excess cash in mattresses.
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Navoria, you can't ask the government "you and whose army?" when they declare they're going to rob you.
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Navoria, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
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Navoria, the government invades its allies more than its enemies.
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Navoria, rice shortages have risen after paddy fields were drained to combat malaria.
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Navoria, black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation.
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Navoria, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water.
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Navoria, universities spend millions removing ivy from their walls to avoid accusations of elitism.





