The Kingdom of Nauticos is a large, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 177 million Nauticosians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The very strong Nauticosian economy, worth 11.0 trillion dólars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 62,371 dólars, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Nauticos's national animal is the cachorro, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Nauticos is ranked 117,029^th in the world and 84^th in Lesbian for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,227 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.