The Commonwealth of Nations of CANZUK is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by HRH King John II with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.397 billion Angles have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Anglo economy, worth 245 trillion CANZUK Pounds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,443 CANZUK Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, weight loss clubs that guarantee losing a stone a month are talking about misplacing rocks, bris parties are all the rage, and citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nations of CANZUK's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Nations of CANZUK is ranked 278,204^th in the world and 102^nd in United Democratic Nations for Largest Black Market, with 74.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.