The Kingdom of NationalPizza is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.148 billion NationalPizzans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Safe and Sound. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NationalPizzan economy, worth a remarkable 1,396 trillion PizzaCoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 195,368 PizzaCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, NationalPizzan watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, and the children of NationalPizza are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NationalPizza's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

NationalPizza is ranked 29,774^th in the world and 1,901^st in Balder for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,412.42 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.