Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,035thMost Influential: 1,680thRudest Citizens: 5,796th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Shut up and eat our pizzas
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population1.676 billion

CapitalSafe and Sound


The Kingdom of NationalPizza is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, zero percent divorce rate, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.676 billion NationalPizzans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Safe and Sound. The average income tax rate is 27.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NationalPizzan economy, worth 219 trillion PizzaCoins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 130,828 PizzaCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hackers post hourly updates on international summits, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults, male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts, and the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NationalPizza's national animal is the Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NationalPizza is ranked 66,330th in the world and 2,422nd in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 173,545 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,035thMost Influential: 1,680thTop
Rudest Citizens: 5,796thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,878thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,706thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,899thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,612thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,707thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 12,396thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,132ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,738thMost Cultured: 15,916thMost Developed: 16,566thHighest Average Incomes: 19,500thMost Efficient Economies: 20,310thMost Average: 24,330thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,453rdLowest Crime Rates: 24,483rd
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 246th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 261st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 271st in the regionMost Average: 299th in the regionRudest Citizens: 306th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 468th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 638th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 649th in the regionMost Influential: 680th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 711th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 730th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 786th in the regionMost Cultured: 813th in the regionMost Developed: 931st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 937th in the region

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