The Dictatorship of National Office of the Grand Unifier is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by The GUN with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.209 billion National Office of the Grand Unifierians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ramistav. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse National Office of the Grand Unifierian economy, worth 450 trillion Raviks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,442 Raviks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are expected to carve their own toys, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, heirs who take too long in the bathroom are declared missing and presumed dead, and it is rumoured that The GUN uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. National Office of the Grand Unifier's national animal is the Eastern Timberwolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

National Office of the Grand Unifier is ranked 278,949^th in the world and 2^nd in Alliance of Demarchial Nations for Highest Food Quality, scoring 5.94 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.