The Republic of Natijj is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 523 million Natijjians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The very strong Natijjian economy, worth 40.1 trillion Bottlecaps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. Average income is 76,615 Bottlecaps, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 280,086 per year while the poor average 14,865, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

An online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, female smokers cut their hair and don suits to get into male-only clubs, voting is voluntary, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Natijj's national animal is the Peafowl, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Natijj is ranked 45,192^nd in the world and 3^rd in Regional League for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,885.08 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.