The Free Land of Nassespeisokoin is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 9.546 billion Nassespeisokoinians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 24.9%.

The Nassespeisokoinian economy, worth 471 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 49,394 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, eminent domain has been abolished, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Nassespeisokoin City Natural History Museum, and acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nassespeisokoin's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nassespeisokoin is ranked 143,304^th in the world and 2,132^nd in Artificial Solar System for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 100.31 on the Clooney Contribution Index.