The Sword State of Narvonia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sir Paul with an even hand, and renowned for its burgeoning horse population. The compassionate population of 24.226 billion Narvonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Narvon. The average income tax rate is 39.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Narvonian economy, worth 987 trillion Dinnars a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,747 Dinnars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, Swordism has been named as Narvonia's national religion, Sir Paul has just been declared ruler of Narvonia in an international press conference, and Narvonia has designated Narvon as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown. Narvonia's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Swordism.

Narvonia is ranked 135,484^th in the world and 1^st in The Rejected Hearts for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.22 law-abiding acts per hour.