The United Kingdom of Nars is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic population of 28.663 billion Narsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 52.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Narsian economy, worth 993 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Retail, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 34,675 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nars's national animal is the seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Nars is ranked 141,482^nd in the world and 1^st in Saoguay for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.8 law-abiding acts per hour.