The Performance of Narrator TDS is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 962 million Actors are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Final Act. The average income tax rate is 56.6%.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Acting economy, worth 33.7 trillion playing cards a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,059 playing cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Narrator TDS's new capital, loudmouthed journalists are given the chop, the new hit series "Narrator TDS's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, and funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narrator TDS's national animal is the Stagehand, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Narrator TDS is ranked 256,203^rd in the world and 1^st in Tower Defense Simulator for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 40.11 on the Kitten Softness Rating.