The Nomadic Peoples of Narges is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 665 million Nargesians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The powerhouse Nargesian economy, worth 53.4 trillion burqas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 80,304 burqas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 299,177 per year while the poor average 15,124, a ratio of 19.8 to 1.

Repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation, corruption is a game of two halves, and this year's comedy award has left mothers-in-law seething. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Narges's national animal is the Nargesian naked mole rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Narges is ranked 261,820^th in the world and 5^th in Thing for Smartest Citizens, with 20.46 quips per hour.