The Pirzdavorian Ally of Napiari is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.333 billion Napiarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Napia. The average income tax rate is 26.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Napiarian economy, worth 336 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 100,886 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Lavish state dinners in Napia are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations, the well-off can quite literally buy extra votes, and kids learn to count without the numbers '0' or '1'. Crime is totally unknown. Napiari's national animal is the Baboon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Napiari is ranked 56,866^th in the world and 5^th in Vristic for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 164.77 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.