The Name 0ian Monarchy of Name 0 is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Jacob I with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory military service, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.221 billion Name 0ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with International Aid and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cazarkstan. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Name 0ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,147 trillion Nac-Krojobs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 382,909 Nac-Krojobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

At the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and nations across the world are quick to praise King Jacob I's good looks and intellectual prowess. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Name 0's national animal is the Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Name 0 is ranked 696^th in the world and 19^th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 321,737.31 Standard Monetary Units.