The Nameran Monarchy of Name 0 is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by King Jacob I with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.747 billion Name 0ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with International Aid and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cazarkastan. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Name 0ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,899 trillion Nač-Kröjöbs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 374,297 Nač-Kröjöbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Name 0ians any less frightened, weather advisories predict sunshine with a chance of spontaneously combusting spacecraft, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, and cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on King Jacob I's desk. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Name 0's national animal is the Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Name 0 is ranked 6,539^th in the world and 228^th in The North Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 39.76 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.