The Republic of Nambeya is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Ibrahim Danjuma with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.789 billion Nambeyans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abuja. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The very strong Nambeyan economy, worth 325 trillion Nambeyan kronor a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 67,883 Nambeyan kronor, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 216,257 per year while the poor average 16,211, a ratio of 13.3 to 1.

Curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Nambeya flights to avoid the pay lavatories, President Ibrahim Danjuma has just been declared ruler of Nambeya in an international press conference, and Islam and Christianity has been named as Nambeya's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Nambeya's national animal is the nambeyan gemsbok and its national religion is Islam and Christianity.

Nambeya is ranked 11,039^th in the world and 1^st in Svenish puppet storage region for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 8,414.24 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.