The High Athelingric of Nambera is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Asher Wiley with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.591 billion Namberans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osearwynn. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Namberan economy, worth 719 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 128,717 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar, and gamblers often find their stakes burnt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nambera's national animal is the snow leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Adoptionism.

Nambera is ranked 10,319^th in the world and 3^rd in Cainitium for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,676.23 on the Clooney Contribution Index.