The Barista Republic of Naktaria is a huge, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 838 million Naktarians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 33.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Naktarian economy, worth 29.8 trillion Lurs a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,569 Lurs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Naktaria's national animal is the Horse.

Naktaria is ranked 237,046^th in the world and 12,692^nd in Osiris for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 41.43 on the Kitten Softness Rating.