The Watchfires of Nai-1 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its avant-garde cinema, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 27.38 billion Nai-1ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 49.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Nai-1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,623 trillion $$s a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,290 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

There's more hugging than talking in most talk shows, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, and a Nairobi Tourist Association survey has rated Nai-1 #1 for number twos. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nai-1's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nai-1 is ranked 76,608^th in the world and 1^st in Nairobi for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,672.39 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.