School Class Nation
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 537thMost Authoritarian: 5,095thMost Conservative: 9,245th
The Grand Duchy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Strength Through Oppression
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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NahHhHHhHHhh

Population263 million

CurrencyNo
AnimalPerry the Platypus

The Grand Duchy of NahHhHHhHHhh is a very large, cultured nation, notable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 263 million NahHhHHhHHhhians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The NahHhHHhHHhhian economy, worth 16.5 trillion Noes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is 62,821 Noes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

NahHhHHhHHhhian farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic, NahHhHHhHHhh has designated NahHhHHhHHhh City as its capital city, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged, and Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NahHhHHhHHhh's national animal is the Perry the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

NahHhHHhHHhh is ranked 174,653rd in the world and 18th in HVMUN for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,470.96 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 537thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 5,095thMost Conservative: 9,245thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 16,864thMost Secular: 22,796thMost Ignorant Citizens: 30,041stMost Extreme: 31,262ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 31,899thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 32,224th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the region
No WA voting rights.

Endorsements Received: None.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : NahHhHHhHHhh's influence in HVMUN rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Following new legislation in NahHhHHhHHhh, Calvinball players are lost for days as they wander the vast halls of their new academies.
  • : Following new legislation in NahHhHHhHHhh, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged.
  • : Following new legislation in NahHhHHhHHhh, NahHhHHhHHhh has designated NahHhHHhHHhh City as its capital city.
  • : Following new legislation in NahHhHHhHHhh, NahHhHHhHHhhian farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic.
  • : NahHhHHhHHhh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in NahHhHHhHHhh, cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units.
  • : Following new legislation in NahHhHHhHHhh, government officials stay up all night in flame wars with their constituents.
  • : Following new legislation in NahHhHHhHHhh, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
  • : Following new legislation in NahHhHHhHHhh, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making NahHhHHhHHhhians any less frightened.

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