Highest Drug Use: 864thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,973rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 27,124th
The Borderlands of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Hehehe
Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Average

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Nah Nope

Population26 million

CurrencyPineapple
AnimalDead fish

The Borderlands of Nah Nope is a small, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 26 million Nah Nopeans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 53.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The developing Nah Nopean economy, worth 819 billion Pineapples a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,508 Pineapples, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are spontaneously attracted to each other, gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, and more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nah Nope's national animal is the Dead fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Nah Nope is ranked 69,878th in the world and 6th in Koala worshers for Safest, scoring 95.9 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Highest Drug Use: 864thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,973rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 27,124thMost Rebellious Youth: 28,737th
Top
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nah Nope, more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Nah Nope, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans.
  • : Following new legislation in Nah Nope, gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection.
  • : Following new legislation in Nah Nope, citizens are spontaneously attracted to each other.
  • : Following new legislation in Nah Nope, on-duty Air Nah Nope flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class.
  • : Nah Nope's influence in Koala worshers rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Following new legislation in Nah Nope, descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true.
  • : Following new legislation in Nah Nope, ride-sharing often involves some passengers sitting on the roof rack.
  • : Following new legislation in Nah Nope, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Nah Nope, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.

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