The Republic of Nabatea Petra is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Jafar Hassan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 34.551 billion Nabateans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amman. The average income tax rate is 88.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nabatean economy, worth a remarkable 2,922 trillion guilders a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is 84,583 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

In musicals everybody's a little bit racist, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws, and half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nabatea Petra's national animal is the oryx, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nabatea Petra is ranked 327,729^th in the world and 17^th in Planeet Aarde for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -15.75 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.