The Paramount Chiefdom of Nabalu is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.149 billion Momogun are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Donggongon. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Momogun economy, worth 21.4 trillion ringgits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 18,651 ringgits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People transfer their assets to bank accounts in Manamana before getting divorced, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Leader's wardrobe, and home renovation projects take decades to complete. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nabalu's national animal is the clouded leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mamalianism.

Nabalu is ranked 39,515^th in the world and 4^th in ASEAN for Smartest Citizens, with 49.25 quips per hour.