The Republic of Mzd is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.751 billion Mozians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The strong Mzdian economy, worth 148 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is 53,967 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Mzd's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Mzd is ranked 51,041^st in the world and 9^th in Pacifism for Smartest Citizens, with 43.46 quips per hour.